My son was eleven when I took him to his first match against Bukhara, and in the second minute he asked why the men on the other side were being so friendly to us. They had passed sunflower seeds over the fence. I had no good answer, so I said that is how it works between old cities, and he accepted it the way children accept most things I say, with one eyebrow up.
Every Friday evening I sit with a glass of tea and read the Dinamo squad and league table on this site, mostly to see who is in the squad before my son starts telling me. The Bukhara game is the one he asks about first, long before the dates are out, and he has never once asked about a better team. In my house that is the match of the year, whatever the table says.
Seeds over the fence
People call it the derby of the ancient cities, Samarkand against Bukhara, and the fans of the two clubs are friends. Not polite friends. Real ones, with phone numbers. Before the match you will see men from both cities eating together by the gate, and the argument about who has the better plov lasts longer than any argument about football.
The match itself is not gentle. Tackles go in, somebody shouts at the referee, my son learned a new word in 2019. But when it ends everybody shakes hands and goes for tea, and I think that is the right way to have a rival. I have seen derbies in other places on television and I would not trade.
A tiger on the coat of arms
The club is called the tigers, Yo'lbarslar, because of the tiger on the arms of the city. My son has a small tiger on his phone case. When he was little he asked if the players were really tigers and I said only on Saturdays. He believed me for about a year, which is longer than I expected.
The other nickname, the old-towners, Ko'hna shaharliklar, I like more, but nobody sings it. You cannot fit it in a chant. The tiger fits in everything, so the tiger won.
Sixteen thousand, then thirteen
The stadium opened in 1962 and for fifty years it held sixteen thousand. Then in 2012 they rebuilt it and now it is 13,800, with proper seats instead of the concrete steps I grew up on. I miss the steps a little. You knew who your neighbours were, because you were sharing a cushion with them. Now everyone has a numbered seat and the old men argue about whose number it is.
My father took me to the old one when I was six or seven, and what I remember is not the match but the smell of the oil the men used on their sunflower seeds and the roar when the ball hit the net. I wish I could say who scored. I cannot.
Nebitchi, twice
In the 2000/01 Cup Winners' Cup the club played Nebitchi of Turkmenistan, and the two games ended 4:3 and 2:3. Twelve goals in two matches. I listened to both on the radio in the shop, flour to the elbows, and my wife had to take a customer's money because I could not stop shouting.
It is not a trophy and nobody puts it on a wall. But when somebody asks me about the club's big nights, this is the one I tell them about first, ahead of the cup final, because I was there for it, in a way, with the oven going and the radio turned all the way up.